Can he bake a chicken pie, Billy Boy?

 He can grow potatoes in buckets,

 He can bake those same potatoes,

 He can whip up a dynamite chicken pot pie,

 He can gussy up can the ubiquitous Billy bookcases so they look like they were built for the space.

(The empty space will have a TV, just as soon as it finds its way out of the box and hoists itself up on the shelf.  Maybe one of the DIY shows will do it while we aren't looking.)

And he can catch the morning dew on the roses.

Didn't I marry well?